So, a few weeks ago, I found this really awesome sounding recipe for blue balls.
I convinced my friend Mikers to make it for his Labor Day cookout thing he was doing. It took a bit of convincing, but he did it.
I had fun discussing the whole ordeal.
Ranging from "Mikers is offering me a taste of his blue balls" to "I just left Mikers place with blue balls" to discussing the "after-effect" of the blue balls, including pictures (which I will refrain from this blog for now).
I'm sure y'all want to know what these blue balls look like.
Today, I brought the leftovers to work. And I got to go around the office asking if people "want some blue balls". It was quite exciting (and I figured as long as I had them in hand, it was not an HR violation).
Everyone thinks the side effect is a blue tongue.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA