So, I've started up my coughing again.
That "I feel like there's something in the back of my throat when I try to breathe, so I end up doing a pretty big cough" kinda cough.
It's a throat cough, not a chest cough.  But it's a cough.
But, I'm doing the coughing.  The coworker of mine who sits in the next cube over (I swear I need to get nicknames for these peeps) keeps saying "Bless You."
So, I finally responded -- "Thanks.  I think I have Swine Flu -- and I've had Swine Flu since before it was cool to have Swine Flu!"
