Top vs. Bottom

So, one of the heterosexical IT guys and I were going back and forth discussing a strange problem we're having with one of the systems. Then, this email chain occurs:

Me:

It's not consistent.

If the one-liner is up top, it usually saves. If it's more to the bottom, it won't.

Him:

It is all I can do to refrain from commenting on top vs bottom.

But I would have thought both worked equally well for you.

;)

Not that I want to know.

;)

Me:

Ok, I almost just fell out of my seat laughing.

And I'm not going to let you know.

At least he was able to tell... unlike someone else...