So, I was visiting with my Hot Massage Therapist today.
When we're together, we have some odd conversations. But today I think we took the cake.
We were talking about random things from boys to work to whatever. Then she starts talking about how she's a flirt. But not an "ordinary" flirt, but she gets a bit "suggestive" in her text message flirting.
I asked, "You mean you say things like 'I want to suck your cock'?"
She said, "No, a little more suggestive than that."
So, I go "Like 'I want you to eat my pussy until I squirt all over your face'?"
That's when we both lost it. I started giggling, she started laughing, then we both started laughing hard. Laughing so hard, I turned quite red, couldn't breathe, then literally was crying. All while still on the massage table. So, it made it harder to breathe and catch my breath.
She then goes, "I don't think I could type that on my phone."
I lose it again. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. In fact, I almost fell off the table.
I finally made us change the subject so we can catch our breath. In all, it was an awesome laugh. Best I've had in a while.
When my session was over, I tried to compose myself and got dressed.
As I left, I said, "You know what my sister's nickname was while we were growing up?"
That started us again.
On the way home, I txt'd her:
Now, just copy and paste:Apparently I'm a mess!
I want you to eat my pussy until I squirt all over your face!
(This doesn't include the other off conversation about her hot client after me)