I am bad.
I sent Office Boyfriend an email reminding him today is the recalculated end of the world (from familyradio.com since they got May 21 wrong).
He replied "I can't respond right now, too busy ascending havenward. So long, sucker!"
So I replied "So THAT'S the reason I won't be ascending!"
(You'll get it later if you don't get it now)