Thursday, March 26, 2015

You must comply!

So, at work I got an email today about some compliance training I must take by today or they'll email my manager.

I was like "I don't remember getting a notice before I had this stuff due" until I sorted through my inbox and found it was initially sent Feb 24.  Oh well.

So, I did the online training thing.  It was a quintet of videos.  Considering the level of stupidness in them, I thought I'd share.

The first one was my favorite by far:

I think the last time I had that level of "OMG, that's just stupid" was when I was forced to watch "Freddy Got Fingered."

Then the training videos went on to a complete joke:

I love the Compliance Officer's look when she tells him to sit down and shut the door.  The only way it could have been better is if they gotten Mrs Davis from Big Bang Theory to be her:

The third video involves something my family has a lot of love for... a bathroom!

I'm thinking it started to get a little more disturbed than the video intended (I think contractor wanted more than her bathroom).

Then, we went on to a crazy lady:

My issue with that video isn't that she took another job that could be conflicting her interest, rather the fact she's not doing her regular job.  Granted, that could be where the conflict stems, but it just didn't catch me.

Finally, we go to a coffee shop:

Yep... apparently stealing money is a conflict of interest.  I thought it was just theft :)

So, now that y'all have seen the videos, you're as compliant as I am with conflicts of interest... Now, where's my unicorn fur gloves?

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