So, I went to Doc Green's for lunch today. I got to the checkout and girl behind the counter asked how I was -- I said "I'm highly disturbed!"
"Why?", she asked.
"Because you have a sign right here saying tuesday nights is ladies night and they get 20% off and there's nothing about a guy's night.. THAT'S SEXIST!"
She was talking about something (probably about girls being better or something) and I was like "wait a second... I'm gay... does that mean I get 10% off?"
She laughed and said, "for you, sure! just come see me!"