I know she was probably meaning well in her insane little world, but they made absolutely no sense.
So I decided to get her back this time.
It's her birthday, and I went and had a little fun. So much fun that I made Sis record Mother opening her package just so I could see the reaction. Needless to say, I almost wet myself from laughter!
Needless to say, do NOT watch the video below if you are faint of heart, under the age of 18, or if anyone under the age of 18 is in the room with you. Also, there's some swearing because that's what Mother does, so if that offends you also, please do not press play.
I find it most funny that she doesn't quite know what lube is....